Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen, and other Blogen-servations

by Jeff Rosenberg

The televisions in my office are not working, and have not been working for a week. Comcast, striving to achieve its benchmarks of incompetency, has missed one appointment, cancelled a second, and now says a technician can’t be here until next Tuesday. Devoid of a working TV, I am seriously thinking of shutting down my business.
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My daughter literally said to me: “It’s my body and I can do what I want. I’m fifteen.” (She was talking about a second earring piercing.)
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I am a single dad once again, this time, thankfully, just for three days. I’ve already managed to leave the freezer door cracked overnight so everything could defrost.
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But, no matter what, I am having a better day than Martha Coakley, the single worst politician in the history of Massachusetts since Thomas Hutchinson, the last Royal Governor of Massachusetts who was so hated by his countrymen that he had to flee America and live his last days in Britain.
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And finally, free job hunting advice: if you held any paid position in the Coakley campaign, no matter how small the job, do not put it on your resume.

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

My wife, John Madden

by Jeff Rosenberg
Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

This is war, and me is erudite

by Jeff Rosenberg
Thursday, November 5th, 2009

More Blogen-servations

by Jeff Rosenberg
Saturday, September 12th, 2009

Heaven (redux)

by Jeff Rosenberg
Friday, September 11th, 2009

Dispatch from Heaven

by Jeff Rosenberg
Saturday, August 1st, 2009

More reports from (dangerous) life among teens

by Jeff Rosenberg
Friday, July 10th, 2009

Funny & quiet at same time?

by Jeff Rosenberg
Saturday, May 23rd, 2009

Dog brain

by Jeff Rosenberg
Monday, May 4th, 2009

But they are really nice work gloves

by Jeff Rosenberg