The wife of Blogenberg is out of the country for three weeks. Blogenberg has assigned a reporter (a Blogen-porter, or is it a Re-Blogenberger?) to cover the Long Three Weeks:

BLOGENBERG CAR (May 28): Blogenberg’s 15-year-old daughter, discussing with Blogenberg her plans for Friday night, utters these immortal words: “Don’t worry Dad, I’ll sleep somewhere.” Somehow, Blogenberg finds little comfort in his daughter’s assurances.