The 100% percent marriage: 90% of what my wife tells me to do is correct but only 10% of the time do I let her know.

Lifetime Movie Network announces cost cutting measures: It’s hard to launch a new movie channel. Lifetime Movie Network has decided on a unique course designed to cut operating expenses: Meredith Baxter Birney will play every role in every movie the network broadcasts.

Here, really, for the first time, is the best reason to start your own business: Employees have to listen to you brag about your kids.

As a kid, one of my favorite movies was The Incredible Mr. Limpet, a 1964 film in which Don Knotts becomes a fish (view a funny clip here). I think Michael Phelps is just a cooler, bigger Mr. Limpet.

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