Archive for June, 2008

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

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by Derek Karchner

This week’s recommended reading from your friends at Blogenberg…

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

Personality Unleashed: If you’re the boss, be Teddy Roosevelt

by Jeff Rosenberg

Every once in a while, young whippersnapper entrepreneurs ask me, an old grizzled entrepreneur, for advice. Of course, I’m always happy to oblige. Here’s my newest: be Teddy Roosevelt, let your personality be what it will be.

Teddy Roosevelt was hyperactive. He could be downright childlike in his enthusiasm for life — more than one contemporary referred to him as a child, though a brilliant one. When he was nominated McKinley’s vice president, the head of the Republican party was aghast — “Don’t any of you realize there’s only one life between this madman and the Presidency?” McKinley, of course, was killed by an assassin within a matter of months and Roosevelt the “madman” became President. Washington society was befuddled, to say the least, by Roosevelt. He could be seen hanging from a rope over the Potomac — Roosevelt was an avid weightlifter so, it’s supposed, this was exercise. He would gallop his horse through Rock Creek Park, shooting his pistol at squirrels. At times, he could be seen in his office lying on the couch, laughing and joyously kicking his feet up in the air. In short, he was a bit of a nut. He was also a great leader with a passion for fairness and justice, and a belief in America that reshaped our world.

The lesson? Let your personality go. Years ago, I used to worry about “acting professional.” Now, I just worry about being productive, about winning at the game of being an entrepreneur. I’m hyperactive. I’ve got an odd sense of humor. I’m obsessive. I can get overly anxious. I don’t try to suppress these traits anymore. I revel in who I am. Do the people I work with always enjoy these aspects of my personality? Highly doubtful. Do they get 100% of me, unfiltered in my commitment to my business and their personal and professional development? Absolutely. Because I’ve embraced my inner Teddy Roosevelt.

Sunday, June 22nd, 2008

Warning: HTTWP (holier than thou white person)

by Jeff Rosenberg

National Public Radio — which I listen to religiously — needs a rating system. Perhaps an audible buzz followed by an earnest voice stating, “Warning: the following has been rated HTTWP.”

Because this morning, driving home from church, I nearly puked in my car.

“Weekend essayist” Diane Roberts was droning on about why we are afraid of Michelle Obama. Apparently, Michelle Obama represents a terrifying archetype: an angry black woman.

(A Blogenberg digression: First of all, Michelle Obama doesn’t seem angry to me. She’s kind of hot, if you ask me. Second of all, I’ve seen an angry black woman up close. It’s my wife about twice a week — much scarier than anything Diane Roberts thinks we think we see in Michelle Obama.)

According to Roberts, to the rest of us white people Michelle Obama seems downright terrifying and threatening. Michelle Obama even does a “terrorist fist jab.” No kidding, that’s what Roberts said — a “terrorist fist jab.”

But what made me nearly throw up just thirty minutes after taking the Lord’s blood and body into mine, was the holier than thou drip, drip of Roberts’ “essay.” It’s the very nauseating enlightened white person making sure we all know he or she isn’t like those other white people. You know what, Ms. Roberts, I’m thrilled you’re a “good” white person, not an “uppity” white person.

Just warn us next time, so I don’t puke in my car.

And by the way, it’s a fist bump, not a “fist jab.” And even old white guys like me do it on occasion.

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

News Links for 06.19.08

by Derek Karchner

This week’s recommended reading from the folks at Blogenberg…

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

And Risk, and Focus, and Sacrifice, and Risk, and…

by Jeff Rosenberg

Regular Blogenberg visitors (and I remain grateful and mystified by the number!) know that I will punch any entrepreneur who says, “Now that I own my own business I can take a spinning class in the middle of the day!” First I puke. Then I punch ‘em.

I just filled out a survey for entrepreneurs. I don’t usually waste my time with such, but it was an interesting research project. It reminded me that the only real entrepreneurial “work out” routine is “risk, and focus, and sacrifice, and risk, and…”

If risk doesn’t get your blood rushing — in a good way — don’t start your own business. As your business matures, risk never goes away. It just matures right along with your business. When I started, the risk was: Can I pay my mortgage this month? Will my retirement plan involve being a greeter at Wal-Mart? Today, every strategic step risks this living entity I’ve built, with walls, computers and, yes, people that I care about.

You better be able to focus on no more than two things: business and one other. I would hope, for your sake, that the one other is family. It is for me. Whatever it is, I don’t believe you can build a business and focus on more than one other thing. Just doing two is exhausting.

Finally and complementary to focus, you better be able to drop some of things you love for the sake of loving your business. I love golf. I haven’t picked up a club in at least six years. That’s waiting for retirement.

Because when you’re in business, it’s “Risk, and, Focus, and, Sacrifice, and…” Then, in retirement you can shove your golf club in the spokes of somebody’s spinning cycle.

Friday, June 13th, 2008

News Links for 06.12.08

by Derek Karchner

This week’s recommended reading from the folks at Blogenberg (sorry we’re late this week)…

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

3 Really, Really Important Observations from Blogenberg

by Jeff Rosenberg

Worst mid-life crisis I’ve ever seen: I’m not making this up. I saw a mini-van with spinners. The fake, plastic spinners at that. What depths could this man have sunk to that he thinks the answer is to put spinners on a mini-van? Oh the humanity.

If Teddy Roosevelt were alive today there would be no Teddy Bears: I’m reading Edmund Morris’ brilliant The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt. He was the Assistant Secretary of the Navy for exactly one year to the day. In that one year, he completely reformed the navy’s personnel procedures, restructured naval war planning, kick-started the production of new warships that would make this country a world power, and strategically positioned the current fleet to be ready to annihilate the Spanish navy in the forthcoming Spanish-American war. All in one year. I have worked in the federal government. I know lots of people working in it now. Many of them are extremely talented. But today, it’s practically impossible to just get, for example, a federal rule written and published in one year.

This is going to be a very long election season. I just watched Campbell Brown of CNN break down the clothing choices of Michelle Obama and Cindy McCain using a telestrator.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

News Links for 06.05.08

by Derek Karchner

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Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

Things I’m learning about being a beautiful teen girl

by Jeff Rosenberg

My daughter, it seems, can get a job by just walking into a store without saying anything.

She’s a very pretty girl and she looks a good bit older than her actual age. It’s become rather routine, when she walks into one of the very trendy youth and young-adult oriented clothing stores, for the manager to ask her her age. “Oh, you’re way too young,” the managers always respond. One of them explained to her my daughter that if she were older, she would have offered her a job. Apparently these stores like to hire very pretty girls to work there because it fits the image the stores are trying to project.

Does the amount of attention my daughter gets because of her looks bother, even scare me? Well, let’s put it this way: given that she can get a job without talking, I’ve just told my financial advisor to transfer her college savings account to a different type of account, one titled, Blogenberg Porsche Savings Account.
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My daughter: When I get my license can I have the SUV?
Me: I don’t know what we’ll do when you and your brother get your licenses.
My daughter: But I need to have the SUV. A girl in an SUV looks powerful, in control.
Me: Oh.
My daughter: Well, I mean, it depends on what kind of sunglasses she’s wearing.